For these holidays I went to Laos for 10 days. My housemates Vikki and Chris (England) and I took a sleeper bus to Vientiane, let's just say it didn't start off well.
A week and a half before we left I told Chris to get the bus tickets, and pressured him to reassure the travel agent that the buses had to be SLEEPING, not sitting. Because I've had many experiences where the travel agent would say one thing and you end up getting something completely different and ripped off. Plus, I traveled to Laos with a regular bus before, and it was not a pleasant journey. After asking the travel agent 20 million times that it was a sleeper bus, we were convinced that we got it. We arrived at the bus station and followed a guide to the Luang Prabang bus. When we got to the bus, it didn't look sleeper from the outside. I walked into the bus and saw it was all sitting chairs and cramped with people. HELL NAW! I went crazy. Vikki and Chris said I went 'American,' and let me deal with the situation. I immediately called the travel agent and told her what happened and that she'd better fix it and give us the right bus...or else. (I didn't know what the 'else' would have been, but I had to make a threat somehow). Turns out, the guide that lured us to the bus was just a random guy trying to get people to fill his bus, so we found the right bus driver and got on a sleeper bus.
We didn't sleep well but the ride wasn't that bad, good thing Chris had some ganja and we smoked a spliff before we left. We got to Vientiane and we were supposed to get on another bus to Luang Prabang. The bus driver gave me photo copied letter explaining that there wasn't a bus to Luang Prabang and the driver gave me 400k dong. So we got screwed, they knew there wasn't a bus to LP the whole time! Chris advised me to go back to the travel agency in Hanoi and go 'American' again to get the rest of our money back. (I don't think we'll get the money back but I'm definitely not going to let them get away with it without some of my ghetto fabulous holleration). Anyways, I decided that we should just stay the night in Vientiane and get drunk, just to get over the fact that we got screwed and we should have fun.
The next day we took a bus to Vang Vieng, I hated Vang Vieng the first time I visited, but it was Vikki's and Chris's first time. Of course, drunk 18 year-old Aussies running around half naked in the middle of a beautiful town. Every cafe showing episodes of Friends and Family Guy. Just so sad. When we got there we explored and climbed into caves. On our way back we found friends of mine from Hanoi, Ashley (American) and a couple that I teach with, Rachel and David (England). We met up for dinner and decided that the only way to get through Vang Vieng was to get drunk, we drank lots of beers and mixed buckets and went to check out a seedy bar. From the outside I was quite nervous going inside, it was all drunk kids running around. Vikki and I went to the bathroom and I was practically sexually assaulted by a good looking Spaniard. He kept asking to 'kiss me between the eyes,' he even tried to lean in, I covered my mouth and playfully walked out. That was just 20 seconds after walking into the bar! After that Vikki and I turned away a few guys trying to get lucky, basically we don't give them attention and then they move on to another girl over and over. I think it's okay for travellers to want this kind of partying, but Vikki, Chris and I just got back from Koh Phi Phi in Thailand a few weeks before and we were done with the whole partying scene.
climbing through caves.The next morning was gray and cold, no sun! But we planned on tubing in a cave, kayaking, and jump swinging. The water was freezing cold but we had to get into the tubes. I tried not to make any whining noises getting into the water, but it was so cold I yelped "Ohhh, my...mo-ther!" I wanted to say motherfucker, but the fucker didn't follow as the freezing water was hitting my bones. So everyone was laughing at me on my random scream for mom. On our way out the sun appeared, finally all of us were in better moods.
We went to the river and settled our kayaks. There was barely any water so there weren't any rapids, but it was calm enough to pay attention to the scenery. We stopped in the middle to get beers and jump off the cliff swings. To be on the safe side, many people jump off and swing back and forth a few times before falling into the water. Me on the other hand, didn't see any demonstrations, so I went first and released on the first go, luckily I landed perfectly in and not on my ass or face. Unlucky, Vikki...released way to early and landed on her ass. (I promised her I wouldn't upload the video) But it was hilarious! The best and funniest moments of our trip. We were so tired from the day tour that we crashed at 10pm, on our way into the guesthouse, all the kids were walking out to begin the night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7vjyQwV8zc
kayakingLuang Prabang, LOVE IT. I love love love love love love love it. It's mellow, chill, relaxing, no car honking. And it was sunny! Loved it. I must say it changed my options on what I want to do after Vietnam. I wouldn't mind at all going back to northern Laos and see what opportunities are available. First night, we met up with John (Australia), Von (American), and Loic (Belgium) from Hanoi and we watched the sunset and had a bon fire. We hit up a bar called Utopia and was very chilled out, it was by the river and even had a volleyball court! I wanted to play so bad but felt uncomfortable going by myself.
a monk checking me out.Next day, we all took a tuk tuk to the waterfalls. The park was okay, but too many tourists, it was crowded and the waterfall was just okay, I've seen better. We were able to swim and swing off from trees, so that was fun, once again cold water. After that I developed a cold and cough.
waterfall swimmingJohn, Von, and Loic left to Vang Vieng, and we stayed in Luang Prabang. We found Rachel, David, Ashley and friends, and we brought them to the bon fire sunset location to drink beer and relax. We all had dinner together and went out drinking. Vikki and I met up with Rachel and David at a bar and talked the whole night, Rachel and David left and Vikki and I adopted a group of guys and hung out with them.
Last day it was just relaxation before our night bus back to Vientiane for the flight back to Hanoi. Overall the trip was exactly what we needed. Relaxation and Sun. We were like old people; drinking tea, fruit shakes, and going to bed at 11pm. It was a good sunny break during winter.
Sounds like a fun trip :)
ReplyDeleteso much fun, i had all my friends there.
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